Jean-Mimi’s Diary – July 30th, 2018

this is my diary where i keep all my sekrets. do not read unless your name is also jean-michel aulas, president of ol but soon to be president of all football

Mood: Elated

dear diary,

today i found out that lyon is france’s most hated club

very good news!

we are the most popular disliked club. hate = passion, so ol are number in passion. we are winners.

it’s not easy to be at the top, but when it comes to popularity, lyon will always surpass psg.

i am also a celebrity. people always want to take pictures with me. although i’m just a gifted, talented, amazing, genius entrepreneur, i am also humble. but i know the little people see me as a pillar of all that is annoying about my club, so i will step up to the task.

even my friend nasser at psg hates me more than uefa’s financial fair play laws. and he really hates fair play laws.

i am such a winner. i don’t even have to try



This week’s transfer round up – window shopping mode

Nearly two months into the transfer window, and all there is to show are a bunch of half-baked rumors plus a lot of interview clips with Jean-Michel Aulas straight up lying to everyone’s faces.

As discussed ad nauseum, Lyon need at least one, if not two central defenders. Marcelo will likely leave, and that will leave Jeremy Morel as the senior CB. His partners will be two kids just promoted from the B team.

The pillar of Lyon’s defense. No, really. There’s no other choice.

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