Everyone’s favorite reality show, Finally Signing the Fekirs, switched networks yesterday. Next season, it will be syndicated in Spain, not France.
Am I being dramatic? Abso-feking-lutely not. It’s a transfer saga that’s gone on for over a year, one that’s emotionally drained Lyon fans, Liverpool fans, and everyone else in between.
Continue reading “Nabil Fekir moves to Real Betis. Yeah, you read that right.”
With just two weeks left of summer vacation, the club is finalizing their summer schedule. The month before the start of the season will be especially crucial because there’s a new manager to break in. Sylvinho, who’s never been the top manager at a club before, will have a lot to learn in a very short time.
It doesn’t help that Lyon’s first league game is against Monaco, who, despite their relegation-level performance this past season, remain a big danger.
this is my diary where i keep all my sekrets. do not read unless your name is also jean-michel aulas, president of ol but soon to be president of all football
Mood: Confused
dear diary,
i don’t understand, liverpool don’t write, they don’t call
why are they ignoring me???
i am being so nice, letting them know they can have nabil. all they have to do is meet my price of a billion euros
what more do they want
english people are losers. unless they are giving me money. then i love them
they keep whining about nabil’s knee. i don’t know what world they’re living in, but show me a footballer who never got injured and i’ll show you a st etienne team that can win the league. lol
plus we all know that premier league turns healthy people into patients, so nabil will come to them all ready to go
whatever. i don’t want to sell nabil anyway. i’m going to keep him and we will win the champions league after a penalty shootout with liverpool, and nabil will score our last penalty and also block their last shot, and then he will call the police and get their team bus towed
then when they try to buy him again i’m going to tell them to take a knee because i’m vindictive like that
